loafers and slacks.

Dearest Joseph,

I know you promised to never read my blog, but I don't believe you. :)

I have a special message just for you: Michael Stipe came out of the closet on Monday. So, you know, if you want to leave me for him, I'd understand. He may be a little too old for you though. But, overall, I think you'd make a cute couple. You could borrow his scarves and stuff.



Hugs and Kisses,
Carrie