I took a long lunch with my aunt today, and along with the many important pieces of life advice she offered me, she said:
“More than a mouthful is too much.”
Touché.
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2 comments:
That's why I always use spoons. That way you don't have that problem. Also helps if you always use the little spoon, even if that isn't proper table manners.
Spoons > Forks
How do you think Asians stay so thin? No forks. They can't grab giant pieces of food and stuff their faces, only little pieces of sushi. Like little crab sushis. Mmm.
Oh, wait. Maybe you weren't talking about food. Either way, still use a spoon. So next time you take on too much whatever, just constantly remind everyone around you how much you like spoons. They will think you are crazy, and thus won't call you out if your work is not up to par. You really think someone is going to get upset at crazy spoon girl because her report was a bit late? I don't think so.
Spoons, Carrie. Spoons.
i love little spoons! maybe i am already that crazy spoon girl...
I do want to clarify (because I realized this 24 hours after I wrote this), that my aunt was not talking about... male parts, but rather female parts (the twins, the girls, you know).
And I must use that spoon tactic because I am definitely going to be turning in some late reports. Mostly because I spend a lot of time at my desk eating soy pudding with ridiculously small spoons. Not kidding. Which is sad. I know.
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