overheard in westwood.

Three things I overheard today that made me laugh to myself:

"So he broke up with you because you had a panic attack and you still slept with him?"

"So I asked this guy, 'Is this the line for the bathroom,' and he's like, 'Naw, man, this is the line to fuck that chick in there.' "

And, my personal favorite:
"I'm gay and I'm in a wheelchair-- deal with it."

Oh, human beings. How I adore thee.